A Man before marriage
A Man before marriage is Superman. After Marriage Gentleman. 5 Years Later Watchman. 10 Years later Spiderman trapped in his own web.
Marriage; the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy a license.
A Couple Before Marriage- MAD For Each Other. After Marriage MADE For Each Other. And A Few Years Later MAD Because Of Each Other.
After marriage, I have been in love with the same woman for so many years. If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives. Happy Anniversary.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Equation Of Marriage: 7 Glance=1 Smile. 7 Smile=1 Meeting. 7 Meeting=1 Kiss. 7 Kisses=1 Proposal. 7 Proposal=1 Marriage And That 1 Marriage Has 77777 + Problems
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Love aur arrange marriage mein kya farq hai? Love marriage mein aap apni girl friend se shaadi karte hain Aur Arrange marriage mein kisi aur ki girlfriend se
Boy: “I wanna be your superhero.. guess my name?” Girl: “Superman? Batman? Spiderman?” Boy: *smiles* “No, I wanna be Your man”