A friend of mine
A friend of mine was feeling suicidal and said he feels like jumping in front of a bus. So I gave him a bus schedule.
A friend of mine said he thought Facebook had killed the art of conversation. I said Like .
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
A friend of mine asked me, “What`s Obama`s last name?”…who wants to guess her hair color?
Be mine forever and I want no more
I need you to love and adore
Speak your heart, I will listen to you say
Will you be mine, this Valentines Day?
“If he were feeling what I’m feeling then he would know how it feels.” -My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)
Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. 😉
A best friend is someone you can run to when it feels like the whole world is chasing you.
I wish my friend’s house were connected to mine via secret tunnels. Happy Friendship Day.
HIM = He Is Mine