A cigarette shortens your
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Every cigarette you smoke takes five minutes off your life.
According to my calculations I should have died in 1879.
Saali: Agar cigarette ke paise bachate to samne khadi BMW aapki hoti.
Jiju: Tum cigarette nahi peeti. kya wo car tumhari hai?
Jiju: Wo car meri hi hai
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
What is a cigarette? A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Sir: Aapka Beta Cigarette Peeta Hai, Aap Kabhi Usse Poochte Kyun Nahi? Santa: Haan Poochta Hoon Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi
Sonu: Cigarette nako piyu re. He ek goad madh aahe je tumhala halu halu maarte. Monu: Theek aahe, mala tari kuthe marnyachi ghaai aahe
Minutes and hours wisely used translate into an abundant life.
Wake up 10 minutes before the alarm clock rings. Go back to sleep just for 5 minutes. Wake up 2 hours later.
Study for 10 minutes. Reward self with 3 hours of pointless internet use.