When people say they
When people say they can’t think straight, do they think in bends?
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back.
People varnish, people die, people laugh & people cry, some give up, some try, some say hi & some say bye, that’s how life is.
When people say you’re hot, its your body, when people say you’re pretty, its your face, when people say you’re beautiful, its the inside
It must be awkward for gay people when their Sat-Nav tells them to go straight..
Uses for the plastic ruler….. 5% to draw straight lines 95 % to hit people.
I work as a waiter and love it when people ask How do you prepare the chicken? I always reply- We tell it straight, you gonna die
The only honest people in this world are small children and drunk people
Stupid people have it made.. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer.
Drunk people run stop signs; high people wait for them to turn green.