My bank lets me
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the LOL was necessary.
Lets Laugh…Lets Love…Lets Be Happy…
Cop : “Lets do a drug test” … Me: “Cool, what drugs are we testing?”
On my tombstone I want it to say: ‘I didnt forward the text message to 15 friends’
Lets drink to glory and dance together
Thank God for every weather
Lets hold hands and hug one another
Its New Years, lets enjoy brother
Son: Dad the bank you sent me to is bad. Businessman: Why son, its the best bank in town. Son: It returned one of my cheques for Rs 100 marked No Funds!
Bank Manager: You can open an account in our bank but can you identify yourself? Women opens her bag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says Yes, it’s me!
Bored? Simply send a text message To a random number saying: “I am Pregnant”
Lets spend a beautiful life together
Whatever time or weather
Lets love, smile and care
When we need each other, lets always be there
Happy Birthday Love.
Lets wake up,
Lets all prepare for pongal,
All members of family be there
And say Pongal O Pongala together.
Wish you a happy and prosperous Pongal