Fashion can be bought
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. – Edna W. Chase
I Bought for An Ipod For My Son, Iphone For My Daughter and Ipad For Myself. I Felt Sorry For My Wife So I Bought Her An Iron. She Hasnt Spoken To Me Since
I bought a bag of chips. Not half a bag of air.
Nobody ever bought peace but the man who hadn’t got it.
I have just bought myself a laughing hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated
I once bought shoes in China that said “made around the corner”
A blonde bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could also play it at night.
I bought a Christmas tree that was too big to get in the car, so we had to cut the top off. Didnt really mind,Ive always wanted a convertible
I bought a christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself. I said, No, I’ll probably put it in the living room
I have bought golden opinions from all sorts of people. – William Shakespeare