Medical professionals not insurance
Medical professionals not insurance company bureaucrats should be making health care decisions. – Barbara Boxer
Maintain health insurance: Let’s be realistic – this is an increasingly important part of your healthcare. Always be careful to maintain it.
Insurance salesman: You need Life Insurance. I mean if your husband suddenly drops dead what will you do? Lady: I would probably get a pet dog instead.
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. – Roul Turley
“Medical books aren’t written about losers!” -Osmosis Jones (2001)
In the Tibetan medical system disorders of the flesh are related to ignorance, of the bones to anger, and of the blood to attachment.
Man at medical store: I need poison Chemist: I cant sell you that. Man shows his marriage certificate. Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didnt know you had a prescription.
I don’t have health insurance, but I do have car insurance. So whenever I get sick I just go crash my car into a tree.
Insurance agent: Madam, this policy is a good buy. Under it, we pay upto 500 pounds for broken arms or legs. Lady: But what do you do with them?
I would not run for president. I really like what I am doing now. People say I am giving them energy and hope. – Barbara Boxer