If someone ever tells
If someone ever tells you that you can’t, all you have to do really is remove the T at the end because you CAN.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!
If a woman tells you she’s 20 and looks 16, she’s 12. If she tells you she’s 26 and looks 26, she’s damn near 40.
If a guy tells you he is different, he is just like all the others. If he really is different, he’ll show you, not tell you.
“God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re jacked.” -Braveheart (1995)
Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him. George Bernard Shaw
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can’t help but touch it anyway.
When anyone tells me I can’t do anything, I’m just not listening any more.- Florence Griffith Joyner
Any time someone tells you they’re “about 20 minutes away” they’re lying. They haven’t left yet.