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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
Doctor:I have a Good and Bad News. Patient:Whats The Bad News? Doctor:Your Symptoms Show That You Are Gay. Patient:And Good News? Doctor:I Think You Are Cute.
Patient: Doctor, I cannot stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot? Patient: Not really, I spill most of it.
Doctor To Patient : You Will Die Within 2 Hours. Do You Want To See Any One Before You Die? Patient : Yes, A Good Doctor
Harkat:Doctor patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai:Are nahi toh patient operation seekh jayega! Fir Doctor ka kya kaam?
Circuit: Doctor log patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai: Arre aisa nahi kare toh patient bhi operation kaneko seekh jaega na! Fir doctor ka kya kaam
Patient: Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Doctor: Take these pills, I don’t know what they’re for .
Nurse: Doctor, the patient you just treated collapsed on the steps. Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving.
Doctor -OK Mrs. A, lets have a look at your results
Patient -My name isnt Mrs. A
Doctor – I have some bad news then. It appears you have MRSA
Pagalkhaane ka patient: Aap pehle waale doctor se bahut zyada acche ho. Doctor: Woh kaise? Patient: Humein aap bilkul hum mein se hi ek lagte ho isliye.