police open up no
“police, open up!” “no, you’re gonna yell at me” .__.
Police phone par: Yahan abhi ek chori huyi hai, jaldi force bhejo, maine ek aadmi ko pakda hai. Officer: Kaun hai woh. Police: Jiske paise chori huye hain.
Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes.
Police: Tum sharabi ho? Dittu: Nahi. Police: Phir road ke side kyun lete ho? Dittu: Woh gaadi park karne ke liye jagah sambhali hai, biwi gaadi laane gayi hai.
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Santa: Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Santa: Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hoon.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Smart girls open their minds. Easy girls open their legs. Foolish girls open their hearts.
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn’t even apply for a job.
Girls are like police; even when they have all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.