Girlfriend Baby I am
Girlfriend: Baby, I am getting fat. Boyfriend: That’s a stupid and ridiculous thing to say. You’ve always been fat.
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend. Friend: Really Bad, What did you do? Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.
As a Girlfriend, you gotta except that hoes gonna be all up in your bf’s face. But as a boyfriend, you gotta let them hoes know whats up.
My girlfriend left me because I was forgetful. It all started yesterday morning.
…Or was it evening…?
I will ask my girlfriend, she’ll know.
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
A Black Baby Was Given A Set Of Wings By God. The Baby Asked Does This Mean I am An Angel? God Laughed And Replied, Nah Man You Are A Bat! Happy Halloween
A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn’t get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has hers.
Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like Liver Kidney. Boy Is Liver And Girl Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages With Other Kidney.