Girl I am so
Girl: “I am so ugly.” Boy: “I am a unicorn.” Girl: “What?!” Boy: “I thought we were stating things that were impossible.”
Boy: Dress Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Lipstik Also Super. Girl: Thanks. Boy: Makeup Also Done Very Well. Girl: Thanks Brother. Boy: Then Why You Look So Ugly?
Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she’ll never believe you. Call her ugly once, and she’ll never forget it.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.
Pride attracts the girl, courage approaches the girl, wisdom gets the girl, strength puts up with the girl, but loyalty keeps the girl.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl. Loyalty keeps the girl.
Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi! Buntu to girl: Maine aapko pehle bhi kisi jagah dekha hai. Girl: Haan, isiliye main us jagah ab kabhi nahi jaati.
young girl praying: please God get me married with an intelligent man. God: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. And no night clubs. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying You.