When you mess up
When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair… just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.
Mess with me, it’s cool, but mess with my best friend, you are DEAD.
Don’t mess with someone else’s feelings just because you’re unsure of yours.
When guys get jealous it’s kinda cute. When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
Life is a mess, and both of us know
we will always be friends, whereever you go
After the breakup, I just want to say
Can we together spend, just this last day?
The problem with girls is that they fall for guys who feed them lies and false hope and overlook the guy who can treat them better.
Omg, he is cute “You think so?” Yes, but don’t tell him.. *Shouting* “HEY YOU! MY FRIEND THINKS YOU`RE CUTE!”
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Attention, guys wearing “skinny Jeans”, you took the phrase “getting into her pants” the wrong way!
If your makeup isn’t done, your hair is a mess and you’re in your pajamas and he still can’t resist taking you in his arms, he is your man!