I ve got a
I’ve got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it… bed.
Santa was fed up of his answering machine. Why? Banta called up and said: Why are you receiving the phone call and saying that you are not there.
Taking a picture with my friends takes hours, because if someone looks bad, it MUST be deleted.
“I Love You” takes 3 seconds to say, hours to explain but a lifetime to prove.
“I love you” takes 3 seconds to say, 3 hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.
I love you takes 3 seconds to say, 3 hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove.
A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning she will call the same friend and they will talk for hours!
What do you call a bong who takes bribe? Mr. Goosh
“One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.” – Elbert Hubbard
8 hours of work
8 hours of recreation
8 hours of rest
That’s the message
To copy and paste
Happy Labour Day