You re so lazy
“You’re so lazy.” “No, I am not. I’ve been converting oxygen into… carbon dioxide all day.”
Lazy fact 254946156, You were too lazy to read that number!
Lion is a lazy animal who sleeps 18hrs a day, if hardwork is the only key to success, then donkey would be the king of animals. Dedicated to my lazy friends.
I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
Lazy rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
The lazy rule: Can’t reach what I dropped. Don’t need it!
Lazy Rule 237: No shower is needed, if you are not going anywhere.
Lazy rule 35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.
Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it’s gone. Forever.
Lazy rule: If it isn’t on the first page of Google, it doesn’t exist.