First time I heard
First time I heard ROFL, I thought it was an Asian trying to say “Waffle”.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
So I heard you’re a player. Well nice to meet you. I am the coach.
Heard that people who talk to themselves tend to be extremely smart. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that.
I heard the Japanese have invented a camera with a shutter so fast that it can actually photograph a woman with her mouth shut! Isn’t that amazing?
Heard you have got a new JOB? This place won’t be same without you. Congtars and we will MISS U
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my ‘x’ without asking ‘y’? 😉
Heard you have got a new car? So when can I borrow it? Just kidding buddy. Have fun cruising!
All who heard were astonished at what the shepherds told them – Luke 2:18