Does this dress make
“Does this dress make me look fat?” “No, the fat makes you look fat.”
A dress shop received this note: Sir, you have not yet delivered that maternity dress I ordered. Please cancel the order. My delivery was faster than yours
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
wanted to dress as a turn signal for Halloween, but apparently nobody in my city knows what the heck that is.
Does Lady Gaga dress up as a normal person on Halloween?
“The dress is for sale. I’m not.” -Incident Proposal (1993)
Not all girls dress up nicely to impress others, sometimes they do it for themselves, for confidence.
Dress up and start finding the right spot on the street to watch all parades.
We are excited for this celebration, so make every second count!
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Dress code for Feb14: Blue-going well. Green-waiting. Orange-going to propose. Pink- accepted proposal. Black-rejected. Yellow-broke up. Happy Valentines Day.
Dress code for Feb14:
Green-Leave me Alone
Orange-Going 2 Propose
Happy Valentines Day