Millionaires If you don
Millionaires; If you don’t have trampoline floors, and a giant slide from your bed to a pool, give me your money, you’re wasting it.
“Just cause youre beautiful, doesnt mean you can treat people like they dont matter” -10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Use earth tone colors on walls/floors in rooms that have water like bathroom.This will dam water so you can hold on to your money longer.
Santa Director: you Should Jump In The Swimming pool From 100 Ft Height. Actor: I Dont Know Swimming. Santa Director: Dont Worry, There Is No Water.
Nothing in the nature lives for itself. Rivers dont drink their own water. Trees dont eat their fruits. Sun doesnt give heat for itself. Live for others.
An Intelligent Husbands Prayer To GOD
Give Me Wisdom To Understand My Darling
& Patience To Deal With Her Moods!
Dont Give Me Strength, Or I Might Kill Her
An Intelligent Employees Prayer. GOD, Give Me WISDOM To Understand My Boss & PATIENCE To Deal With His Moods! Dont Give Me STRENGTH Otherwise I will Kill Him.
Sri Sri: Anything u do w/ patience, u are not wasting dat time. Anything u do impatiently, w/ a restless mind or body, know 4 sure u r wasting time
Yes I am single. Youre gonna have to be amazing to change that.
You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money? Dont Know? Ok. I Will Tell you. Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket. Hahaha. April Fool.