A guy knocked on
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30 am this morning, can you believe that 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
ONE GLASS WATER, ONE GLASS BEER, OH MY DEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR
After being in a swimming pool, if you cannot wash your hair immediately, at least rinse it out with non-chlorine water thoroughly.
Man: We are making a swimming pool nearby. Could you donate something for its construction sir. Santa: Sure, here’s a bucket of water.
Love is like a glass door…
Sometimes you don’t see it and it smacks you right in the face
Old eggs are smooth and shiny. They will float in a glass of water.
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I’d tweet this while I wait for the kettle to boil…
Drink a 12 ounce glass of water before eating: It will take up room in your stomach and make you feel less hungry.