Facebook are you that
Facebook, are you that insecure in that you always need to know what’s on my mind?
You can never really say whats’ on your mind, when your family is on Facebook 😉
Facebook is a woman. A man would never ask, What’s on your mind?
When Facebook asks what’s on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can’t help but wonder, ‘Mom is that you?’
Facebook: The reason I don’t sleep much. My phone battery lasts less & My grades are getting lower. I still love you facebook.
I only use Facebook to complain about new Facebook features.
Facebook is one of the most searched term on Google. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn’t be using the internet.
Facebook is like a fridge, you know there is nothing new, but you check it anyway.
Due to Facebook I now know what everybody’s pregnant belly looks like!
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it