Exams don t test
Exams don’t test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, kuch ho gaya hai exams ke din paper dekhkar yaad aya sab kuch alag hai, sab kuch naya hai.
A month before exams. We refer to foreign authors. A week before exams. We refer to local authors. On the day of exam… We become authors.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
Banta: For blood test they cut my finger. It hurt! Santa starts howling. Why? Santa had come for a urine test.
Punna: Apun blood test ke liye gaya toh mamu ne apna ungli kaat daala.Harkat starts howling and says, Bhai! Kal apun ka urine test hai!
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice
Sonu:Kaal blood test kartana doctor ne maaze bot kaaple. Monu:Mala bhiti vaatte aahe re, aaj mala urine test karayala jayache aahe
EXAMs should be like IPL.
Timing should be 1 Hour
No Invigilator In Exam Hall for first 15 min
Cheer Leaders Dance After Every Right Answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!