Teacher Remember the f
Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics.
Teacher: All idiots stand up. A blonde stands up. Teacher: So, you are an idiot? Blonde: No, I didn’t like to see you standing alone
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Remember friends, that one minute party you have when the teacher goes out of the classroom.
My math teacher acused me of cheating, I cant help that the english teacher is more hot.
Ek teacher doosre se: Sir, aap aajkal kya naya padha rahe hain? Teacher: Main kuch naya padha hi nahi sakta. Itihaas ka teacher jo hoon.
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things to take home.
Always remember, money isn’t everything – but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Teacher: Why are you late? Kid: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: Were you helping him look for it? Kid: No, I was standing on it.