Do I really need
Do I really need a 3ft receipt for buying a coke and a pack of gum?
Buying a parachute- the one time that keeping the receipt in case the product’s faulty is probably unnecessary
Many straws in one coke bottle, many hands in one chips pack. So many phone calls, on birthday night. So many hugs, for one little worry. Happy Friendship Day.
My wife said to me, “I am fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave.” I said, “You pack them.”
Instead of cashiers saying “here’s your receipt” they should say “will you throw this away for me?”
Santa walks into a library and says Can I have a burger and coke? Librarian I am sorry this is a library. Santa whispers Can I have a burger and coke?
How much coke has Charlie Sheen done? Enough to kill 2 1/2 men