Opening a pizza box
Opening a pizza box: Your eyes instantly scan for the biggest slices.
Champu buys Pizza. Pizza Guy:Sir, should I cut it into 4 slices or 8? Champu:Make it 4 only, Aath kha nahi paunga!
Opening Batsman: most likely winner of Man of the Match Award.
I am opening an emotional bank account for you sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
Happy Valentines Day.
Deliver: What the Pizza boy does for the cricketers when they are enjoying their holidays in the name of playing matches!
Rakhi Sawant Is Opening A College. The Name Of This College Is- Womens College For Boys.
A first morning message does not mean that I am disturbing you.
It means you are the first person I am thinking about after opening my eyes ! Good mornin 🙂
Dost:Apni biwi ko itne dard main hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyon leke ja rahe ho? Santa:Kyonki Pizza Hut main delivery free hai!
A person in the divine consciousness, although engaged in seeing, hearing, touching, smelling, eating, moving about, sleeping and breathing, always knows within himself that he actually does nothing at all. Because while speaking, evacuating, receiving, or opening or closing his eyes, he always knows that only the material senses are engaged with their objects and that he is alooffrom them. (5.8-9)
Biggest lie told by girls: “I’m fine.” Biggest lie told by boys: “I’m not like most guys.”