You re more awesome
You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn.
May my awesome brother have an even more awesome birthday!
HOS is frickin awesome! ‘Nough Said.
That awesome moment when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with.
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.
That awesome feeling when someone’s making an effort to make you smile.
The awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
That awesome moment when Finding the EXACT answers to your homework on Google.
That awesome moment when you and a stranger become friends when you both silently recognize the stupidity of another person.
My microwave is awesome at heating up my plate and leaving my food frozen.