Dear Taylor Swift can
Dear Taylor Swift, can you stop reading my diary? It’s kind of creepy how every song relates to me.
Jonas: “Fall”. Taylor Swift: “Jump Then Fall”. Selena Gomez: “Falling Down”. Demi Lovato: “Falling Over Me”. Miley Cyrus: “The CLIMB” LOL.
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
Dear mom, if you are reading this right now. I am in the bathroom and we are out of toilet paper. Please Help!!
Dear whoever is reading this, you’re beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.
Dear Radio, do you have to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?
Dear 3 am, we’ve got to stop meeting this way… I’d much rather sleep with you.
Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.
Dear rappers, please stop putting sirens in your music. When I am driving it scares the crap out of me.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.