I think I ll
I think I’ll change my name to ‘No One’ on Facebook. That way, when I add people, it will say ‘No One wants to be your friend.’
Hw many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. 1 to change the lightbulb and 10 to each take 200 photos of it for facebook
Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF Best Facebook Friend Forever.
Okay mom…you know I love you…but I can’t accept your friend request on Facebook.
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.
says In about 50 years from now, tombstones will read ‘Beloved Wife, Mother, Sister, Daughter, and Facebook friend
About 50 percent of parents friend their children on Facebook, other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.
Best friends change with time. But a sister is the best friend that stays your best friend forever. I love you Sis. Wishing you a Happy and Joyful Birthday.
I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod because my shadow does that much better. Be what you are and be my friend.
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it