Oh look it s
Oh look, it’s raining outside. I think I’ll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don’t have a window of their own.
If you love something let it go but make sure one of your close friends is still friends with it on Facebook so you can stalk it.
HEIGHT OF ADDICTION: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My FACEBOOK Status As DIED.
Double Clicking on the title bar of a window, will minimize a maximized window, and maximize a minimized window.
I’m not addicted to Facebook. The only time I update my status is when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
Friends Dont Let Friends Do Stupid Things … Alone.
Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.
I wonder if one day somebody will ever come and knock on my door and tell me “Hey we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook”, Can I come in?
If it wasn’t for Facebook, I wouldn’t know any of my friends’ birthdays.