When the waiter asks
When the waiter asks, “are you done with this?” when my plate is completely cleared. No, I wanted to eat the plate as well.
Any waiter is a singing waiter if you hit him in the right place with the peppermill.
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs? Waiter: Please sit down sir we serve everyone.
Cowardice asks Is it safe Expediency asks Is it politic But Conscience asks Is it right William Punshon
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
Waiter: “Tonight’s special is snails.”
Diner: “And I see you’ve dressed them as waiters.”
Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg. Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
When Facebook asks what’s on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can’t help but wonder, ‘Mom is that you?’
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
When a girl asks a guy to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics are all the words she’s afraid to say.