Sometimes I like to
Sometimes I like to go into a fitting room, wait for ten minutes and then yell out “Hey, there’s no toilet paper in here!”
You never realize what you have till its gone… Toilet paper is a good example.
Dear mom, if you are reading this right now. I am in the bathroom and we are out of toilet paper. Please Help!!
Life is like a toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Theres no feeling as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment you realize that your finger just went through the toilet paper.
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to ‘Single’ and wait 3-5 minutes.
Don’t let your child sleep/study in a room located above a garage or below a toilet. It causes mind to wander and distract studies.
A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger On The Hotel Managers Lips. Manager Kisses Each Finger. Girl: Now Tell Your Boss There Is No Tissue Paper In The Toilet.
Before long exposure to sun: Take fresh buttermilk. Apply on your neck and face. Wait for 10 minutes and wash with warm or cold water.