Fake Friend OMG Wow
Fake Friend: “OMG! Wow, I haven’t talked to you in forever!” Me: “Yeah…. let me guess, you need something?”
fake laughs, fake smiles, fake promises, fake love.
sounds like everything is ‘Made In China’!
A fake friend would stop being your friend for a boyfriend.
A real friend would leave their boyfriend for you.
A fake friend calls when they need something. A real friend calls to ask if you’re in need.
Fake friend will laugh at your problem. Best friend will cry with you and put your problem as theirs.
You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted 😛
Dear Friend, I just wanted to say thanks. Even though we talked about nothing, that nothing was everything I really needed.
Fake friends believe your fake smile, true friends see the tears your hiding inside.
A friend of mine asked me, “What`s Obama`s last name?”…who wants to guess her hair color?
That fake laugh you do when a really old person tells a joke.