Alcohol Because no good
Alcohol – Because no good story starts with “So this one time, I was eating a salad”
Alcohol – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Math and alcohol don’t mix. Please don’t drink and derive
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk
Alcohol doesn’t agree with me … it thinks my wife is attractive
Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
Alcohol is never the answer… But it does help forget the question.
Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend?
Avoid alcohol while dieting. It does not supply nutrients. Choose fresh fruits, veggies, high fibre foods like oats, apples, bajra instead to fill urself.
“All right, remember – alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!” -The Wedding Singer