Dear shaving commercials stop
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a gorilla.
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.
Dear rappers, please stop putting sirens in your music. When I am driving it scares the crap out of me.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
Dear heart. Please stop getting involved in everything, your job is to pump blood and that’s it.
Dear past, stop tapping me on the shoulder. I don’t want to look back anymore.
Stop changing my mean words to nice ones you piece of shut.
The Best Way to Impress A Girl Is to Stop Tryin to Impress Her. Tryin to Impress A Woman Has The Opposite Effect. It Makes you Look Like A Nervous Guy.
Dear 3 am, we’ve got to stop meeting this way… I’d much rather sleep with you.