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Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes.
Police phone par: Yahan abhi ek chori huyi hai, jaldi force bhejo, maine ek aadmi ko pakda hai. Officer: Kaun hai woh. Police: Jiske paise chori huye hain.
Officer:Ye Kya hai? Santa:Bandook. Officer:Ye bandook nahi shaan hai, tumhari maa hai. Officer to Banta:Ye kya hai? Banta:Sir Ye Santa ki maa hai aur meri mausi
Officer to drunk Guy : “How high are you?” Drunk guy: No officer, its “Hi, How are you?
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? You were driving 80 miles an hour. Driver: No way; I ain’t even been on the road an hour.
Police: Tum sharabi ho? Dittu: Nahi. Police: Phir road ke side kyun lete ho? Dittu: Woh gaadi park karne ke liye jagah sambhali hai, biwi gaadi laane gayi hai.
Sorry, Officer. I thought you wanted to race…
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi. Santa: Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Santa: Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hoon.
Income tax officer: How much business do you do, what are the assets worth & what’s the profit? Businessman: I can’t tell you. I haven’t even told my partner
Officer typist se: Kahan the tum, main is letter par do ghante se dimaag phod raha hoon. Typist: Sir galati aapki hi hai na, hatode se 1 minute mein phoot jaata.