Definition of a Diplomat
Definition of a Diplomat:
A person who has the abilty to say “Go to Hell” in a way that makes you look forward to going.
Who is a DIPLOMAT? A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.
Definition of pointless?
Our jobless friends updating their status to: “Thank God it’s the weekend!”
Definition of EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
Definition of Etc:Ã‚ A three-letter word used by more than a few, to make others feel you know more than you actually do.
Definition of a truly courteous man: Someone who says: Excuse me – before farting and says: Sorry after that!
Definition of HINDSIGHT: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.
Definition of “EX”: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
Definition of KISSING:Ã‚ A means of getting two people so close together that they cannot see anything wrong with each other.