Want to hear two
Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke. Jooooooooookkkkkkkke.
Wanna hear a joke? Our relationship.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too!
LIKE if you hear someone calling your name but decide to act like you can’t hear them.
Every time I hear your voice, I hear another reason to keep you forever.
Did you hear about the new movie Constipated? It hasnt come out yet…
Shh.. Do you hear that? “What? I heard nothing.” Exactly, it’s the sound of no one caring.
You never hear skinny people saying, I’m just small boned.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them.
God always hear my prayers and i believe God will give the best for me.