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Husband: “Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you?”
Wife: “Is that what I do?”
Wife: Honey, I Was A Fool When I Married You. Husband: Yes, Dear But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It. April Fool.
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife: Kahan Se? Husband: Doooooooooor Se.
Each husband should love his wife as he loves himself, so that the wife may respect the husband – Ephesians 5:33 .
Husband: Kal mere khawaab main ek ladki aayi. Kya Ladki thi. Wife: Akeli aayi hogi? Husband: Tum ko kaise pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Husband: It is your birthday! What do you want? Wife: A divorce! Husband: Goodness I had not planned to spend so much!
Husband: Please call the vet. Wife: You mean the doctor? Husband: No, the vet, because I work like a donkey, eat like a pig and you treat me like a dog.
Husband: After my death, you marry my enemy George. Wife: Why? Husband: It is the best way I can have my revenge over him.
A husband is living proof That a wife can take a joke. A husband is what’s left of the lover. After the nerve has been extracted.
On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.