A guy shows up
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells “You should have been here at 8:30!” he replies: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”
Morning shows the day, destination shows the way don’t u undeerstand what I say? Hey, Good Morning.
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rear.
Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.
“A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats little men.” – Thomas Carlyle
I was an hour late for work this morning, I apologized to the boss and promised to make up for it by leaving an hour early.
BOSS SARCASM: Dear Boss, do keep me late in office. I like it here and have nowhere to go, or anything to do.
BOSS SARCASM Dear Boss, do keep me late in office I like it here and have nowhere to go, or anything to do.
Boss: Any calls? Secretary: Yes, a crank call. Boss: What happened? Secretary: A lady called & said “Long distance from Rome”. I said, it sure is, and hung up