If your girlfriend claims
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to ‘Single’ and wait 3-5 minutes.
Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook Status every two minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind!
Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.
Whoever claims to be in the light but hates others is still in the dark – 1 John 2:9 .
Whoever claims to remain in Christ must live as he lived – 1 John 2:6 .
My girlfriend left me because I was forgetful. It all started yesterday morning.
…Or was it evening…?
I will ask my girlfriend, she’ll know.
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has
more likes than the actual status.
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status. I am hilarious.
A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn’t get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has hers.