Mom I see that
Mom: I see that you’re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
Nothing says ‘Self obssesed freak’ like liking your own picture on Facebook.
The new parent threat: “Stop doing that or I will take a picture and put it on Facebook for the world to see.”
Today, my mother commented “loser” on my Facebook profile picture. She got 47 likes.
says In about 50 years from now, tombstones will read ‘Beloved Wife, Mother, Sister, Daughter, and Facebook friend
I quit Facebook on the day I posted a picture of a burger I was about to eat and my Doctor poked me and advised against it.
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your facebook picture or status.
Yes I am single. Youre gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Mam: Bacchon Bhagwan kahan rehte hain? Boy: Bathroom main. Kyunki meri mom roz subah bathroom ka darwaza knock karke bolti hai, hey Bhagwan tum ab tak andar ho?