Facebook should make it
Facebook should make it to where it says, ‘Went from being in a relationship’ to ‘Problem solved.’
I only use Facebook to complain about new Facebook features.
Facebook is one of the most searched term on Google. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn’t be using the internet.
Facebook is like a fridge, you know there is nothing new, but you check it anyway.
Facebook is a woman. A man would never ask, What’s on your mind?
Due to Facebook I now know what everybody’s pregnant belly looks like!
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
When Facebook asks what’s on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can’t help but wonder, ‘Mom is that you?’
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.