When Facebook asks what
When Facebook asks what’s on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can’t help but wonder, ‘Mom is that you?’
Cowardice asks Is it safe Expediency asks Is it politic But Conscience asks Is it right William Punshon
You can never really say whats’ on your mind, when your family is on Facebook 😉
Facebook is a woman. A man would never ask, What’s on your mind?
I only use Facebook to complain about new Facebook features.
Facebook is one of the most searched term on Google. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn’t be using the internet.
If a girl asks you a question, it’s better to just give her the truth. Chances are, she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife. Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want to impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.