Nothing is scarier than
Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.
Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All Day.
That’s how moms are
Happy Mothers Day.
Height of kanjusi: Santa’s house caught fire and he is giving missed calls to fire brigade!
Don’t yell at your kids. Lean in and whisper. It’s much scarier.
when a movie says “based on a true story” it gets 10 times scarier!
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
You may gather knowledge and money and prestige and power, but if you have missed love then you have missed the real door.
Happy Buddha Jayanti.
“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.” – Richard Bach
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will lie under stars and listen to your heartbeat,