A man asks a
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want to impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
Cute Proposal: Boy asks girl who is your enemy? Girl replies My worst enemy is my HEART because its mine but it beats for you.
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.
Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife. Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan.
A Man Asks Santa: Main Company Ke MD Ko English Mein Kaise Puchu Ke Kal Leave Hai Ya Nahi? Banta Replies: Tommorow Is A Holiday True Or False?
If a girl asks you a question, it’s better to just give her the truth. Chances are, she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
Cowardice asks Is it safe Expediency asks Is it politic But Conscience asks Is it right William Punshon
When a girl asks a guy to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics are all the words she’s afraid to say.
If God asks me what do I want
I would say same mother in every birth
You have my life beautiful and happy
Having you around is totally worth
Happy Mothers Day
The Best Way to Impress A Girl Is to Stop Tryin to Impress Her. Tryin to Impress A Woman Has The Opposite Effect. It Makes you Look Like A Nervous Guy.