My bank is the
My bank is the worst. They’re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can’t even afford to be broke.
Bank Manager: You can open an account in our bank but can you identify yourself? Women opens her bag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says Yes, it’s me!
My bank account is More like a countdown to my homelessness!
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Son: Dad the bank you sent me to is bad. Businessman: Why son, its the best bank in town. Son: It returned one of my cheques for Rs 100 marked No Funds!
I walked into the bank and said to the cashier, I would like to open a joint account please. OK, with whom though? Whoever has a lot of money.
In The Universal Bank of God May God store his blessings deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…So,Enjoy spending…Happy New Year.
Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
Love is like a bank account, it loses upon withdrawal.
Friendship is like a bank account; you cannot continue to draw on it without making a deposit