Before Facebook I had
Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday.
Facebook, saving me money on birthday cards for the past 3 years.
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know
I only use Facebook to complain about new Facebook features.
Facebook is one of the most searched term on Google. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn’t be using the internet.
To me, being the “bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one.
Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don’t want to keep in touch with.
Due to Facebook I now know what everybody’s pregnant belly looks like!