A foolish man tells
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed!
If a woman tells you she’s 20 and looks 16, she’s 12. If she tells you she’s 26 and looks 26, she’s damn near 40.
The foolish woman is noisy; she is simple and open to all forms of evil, she [willfully and recklessly] knows nothing whatever [of eternal value].
When talking with a woman in her 30s, it’s super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she’s in her 30s.
The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down.
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
A foolish son is a grief to his father, and bitterness to her that bare him.
A foolish son is grief to his father and bitterness to the one who bore him.
History always tells a story. Which is why you must clear it before the wife uses the internet.
Any time someone tells you they’re “about 20 minutes away” they’re lying. They haven’t left yet.