I told my mother
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.”
The angel told Joseph, “Get up! Take the child Jesus and his mother and go to the land of Israel – Matthew 2:20
My Mother in Law’s car mirror says “Warning object in mirror is ugly as hell”
Biggest lie told by girls: “I’m fine.” Biggest lie told by boys: “I’m not like most guys.”
Mother is a part of God. Mother is a part of Love. Mother is a part of our Strength. Mother is a part of our Winning. I Love my Mother. Happy Mothers Day.
Mother planet is showing us the red warning light. Be careful, she is saying. To take care of the planet is to take care of our own house.
Necessity is the mother of hard work, vision is the mother of invention. – G.E. Nordell.
My mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all, and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.
If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I am at, I would be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.