When I told the
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
My doctor told me that I had to give up drinking. It’s been 3 days now and I feel really dehydrated.
The doctor just told me that I suffer from compulsive lying syndrome… So I committed suicide yesterday.
Man: The doctor told my wife she should do some exercise. Friend: Is she doing it? Man: Well, she is jumping to conclusions and running up large bills.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster. Isaac Asimov
Biggest lie told by girls: “I’m fine.” Biggest lie told by boys: “I’m not like most guys.”
My wife says I should get help for my memory loss.
Next thing she’ll probably tell me to get help for my memory loss.
Studies have shown smoking weed causes short term memory loss…..Next they will be saying that smoking weed causes short term memory loss
My mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all, and some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.
If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I am at, I would be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.