A hospital bed is
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your love.
Be my Valentine.
At a hospital looking at the baby, a father said: Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled. Friend: But your kid didn’t smile. Father: I was talking about the nurse
Taxi driver: Gaadi ke breaks fail ho gaye kya karoon? Circuit: Abe pehle meter band kar.
Taxi Driver: Sab gadi ke breaks fail ho gaye kya karo. Passenger Abe pehle meter band kar.
Taxi Driver: Sab gadi ke breaks fail ho gaye kya karo. Santa: Abe pehle meter band kar.
Taxi Driver: Saab Gadi Ke Brakes Fail Ho Gaye Kya Karo. Circuit: Abe Pehle Meter Band Kar.
Vakeel: aap ek aadmi ko apni taxi main le gaye aur uska khoon kiya. Kya aapko kisi baat ka dukh hai? Man: Hai na, kaash maarne se pehle taxi ka bhaada le leta.
I don’t run for fun! If you see me running past you, you better start running too because something is coming.
Santa: Hey Banta! Please call me a taxi. Banta: Hey Taxi, how are you?